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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

Everything is under control.

Released 2025-10-10T00:00:00.000Z · 113 min · ★ 6.3 · Drama

Languages: English (original), English (spoken), Spanish (spoken)

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Cast

Crew

Aaron VexlerCrewUtility Stunts
Abby HarrisonSoundAssistant Sound Editor
Alan ScottCostume & Make-UpProsthetic Designer
Alec NickelCameraSecond Assistant Camera
Alethia St. JoanProductionProduction Secretary
Amy CohnCrewUnit Publicist
Amy SeimetzCrewThanks
Anders NymanVisual EffectsVisual Effects Supervisor
Annie PearlmanSoundMusic Supervisor
Anthony MeccaCrewUtility Stunts
Ben KruseSoundFoley Editor
Brad KalinoskiVisual EffectsVisual Effects Supervisor
Bridget RaffertyArtProperty Master
Bruno Vernaschi-BermanProductionCo-Producer
Callum StembridgeDirectingSecond Second Assistant Director
Camille GilbertEditingAssistant Editor
Carly KrimDirectingSecond Assistant Director
Carmen NavisArtProduction Design
Caroline HortonCostume & Make-UpSet Costumer
Caroline VexlerCrewStunt Driver
Chris BarnesCrewMarine Coordinator
Chris CurichCostume & Make-UpKey Hair Stylist
Chris KeenanCameraKey Grip
Chris NavarroSoundADR Mixer
Christopher MessinaCameraDirector of Photography
Conor HannonProductionProducer
David DeeArtSet Dresser
Deanna WilliamsSoundBoom Operator
Declan MulveyCrewStunt Driver
Dejay RoestenbergCrewStunt Double
Dennis ThomasProductionArt Department Production Assistant
Eduardo SobrinoProductionUnit Production Manager
Eli BushProductionProducer
Elise RavenProductionCasting Assistant
Elizabeth WarnCostume & Make-UpCostume Design
Emma WarrenProductionCasting Assistant
Erik ValentineArtSet Dresser
Evan CathcartProductionUnit Production Manager
Filipe MessederSoundSound Re-Recording Mixer
Filipe MessederSoundSupervising Sound Editor
Filipe MessederSoundSound Designer
Geraldine BarónProductionCasting
Gordon BellDirectingScript Supervisor
Hassan RahimArtMain Title Designer
Holly WilsonArtSet Dresser
J. IzonProductionAssociate Producer
James SchlittenhartCameraFirst Assistant Camera
Janelle JonesArtAssistant Property Master
Jared SeidmanSoundADR Mixer
Jasmin Osean ThomasDirectingSecond Second Assistant Director
Jeffrey RoySoundADR Mixer
Jesse Coyote Sanchez-StraussCameraSteadicam Operator
Jesse MorrowVisual EffectsVisual Effects Producer
Jim RankerCrewSpecial Effects Coordinator
Johann KunzVisual EffectsSpecial Effects Supervisor
John NunnCostume & Make-UpOn Set Dresser
John Paul Lopez-AliProductionCo-Producer
Josh SafdieProductionProducer
Julie VelezProductionProduction Accountant
Kaili CorcoranArtSet Decoration
Kalani AkunaArtGraphic Designer
Katarina DedicovaProductionAssistant Location Manager
Kate BranomDirectingFirst Assistant Director
Katie CookeCostume & Make-UpSet Costumer
Kim MatulloProductionPost Production Accountant
Kristin CatuognoSoundADR Editor
Kristin CatuognoSoundDialogue Editor
Kyra BoselliArtArt Direction
Laura HeinzingerSoundFoley Editor
Lauren EbnerProductionAssociate Producer
Logan WhiteCameraStill Photographer
Lorenzo ZaniniCrewLoader
Lucian JohnstonEditingEditor
Margaux BeckProductionAssociate Producer
Mariusz KubickiCrewUtility Stunts
Mary Beth MinthornProductionExecutive In Charge Of Production
Mary BronsteinDirectingDirector
Mary BronsteinProductionExecutive Producer
Mary BronsteinWritingWriter
Matthew AtwoodLightingGaffer

Titles

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · Si pudiera, te patearía · Ak by som mala nohy, tak ťa nakopem · Ayaqlarım Olsaydı Səni Təpikləyərdim · Kdybych měla nohy, tak ti nakopu · Če bi imela noge, bi te brcnila · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · Ja varētu, es Tev spertu · Si j'en avais la force (fra) · Si pudiera, te patearía · Si yo tuviera piernas, te patearía · Te-aș lovi, dar n-am picioare · Άν είχα πόδια θα σε κλωτσούσα · Я бы тебя пнула, если бы могла (rus) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · Ha tudnék, beléd rúgnék (hun) · ワンオペレーション (jpn) · ทั้งวัน 1,000 เรื่องบ้า (tha) · Si j'en avais la force (fra) · Я бы тебя пнула, если бы могла (rus) · 如果有腿,我会踢你 (zho) · 다리가 있다면 걷어찰 텐데 (kor) · Я не залізна (ukr) · Nếu Tôi Có Chân, Tôi Sẽ Đá Cô (vie) · 媽的多重悲劇 (zho) · Si j’en avais la force (fra) · Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria (por) · Ja varētu, es tev spertu (lav) · Bacaklarım Olsaydı Seni Tekmelerdim (tur) · אם היו לי רגליים הייתי בועטת בך (heb) · Jei galėčiau, tau įspirčiau (lit) · Si pudiera, te daría una patada (spa) · اگه پا داشتم، می‌زدمت (fas) · 媽的踹爆你 (zho) · Si pudiera, te daría una patada (spa) · Kopnęłabym cię, gdybym mogła (pol) · Kui mul vaid jaksu oleks (est) · Ако имах крака, щях да те ритна (bul) · Αν είχα πόδια θα σε κλωτσούσα (ell) · Se solo potessi ti prenderei a calci (ita) · Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Dava-te um Pontapé (por) · Kdybych měla nohy, tak ti nakopu (ces)

Ratings: tmdb 6.30/10.00 (436 votes)