If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Everything is under control.
Released 2025-10-10T00:00:00.000Z · 113 min · ★ 6.3 · Drama
Languages: English (original), English (spoken), Spanish (spoken)
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Cast
Crew
| Aaron Vexler | Crew | Utility Stunts |
| Abby Harrison | Sound | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Alan Scott | Costume & Make-Up | Prosthetic Designer |
| Alec Nickel | Camera | Second Assistant Camera |
| Alethia St. Joan | Production | Production Secretary |
| Amy Cohn | Crew | Unit Publicist |
| Amy Seimetz | Crew | Thanks |
| Anders Nyman | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Annie Pearlman | Sound | Music Supervisor |
| Anthony Mecca | Crew | Utility Stunts |
| Ben Kruse | Sound | Foley Editor |
| Brad Kalinoski | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Bridget Rafferty | Art | Property Master |
| Bruno Vernaschi-Berman | Production | Co-Producer |
| Callum Stembridge | Directing | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Camille Gilbert | Editing | Assistant Editor |
| Carly Krim | Directing | Second Assistant Director |
| Carmen Navis | Art | Production Design |
| Caroline Horton | Costume & Make-Up | Set Costumer |
| Caroline Vexler | Crew | Stunt Driver |
| Chris Barnes | Crew | Marine Coordinator |
| Chris Curich | Costume & Make-Up | Key Hair Stylist |
| Chris Keenan | Camera | Key Grip |
| Chris Navarro | Sound | ADR Mixer |
| Christopher Messina | Camera | Director of Photography |
| Conor Hannon | Production | Producer |
| David Dee | Art | Set Dresser |
| Deanna Williams | Sound | Boom Operator |
| Declan Mulvey | Crew | Stunt Driver |
| Dejay Roestenberg | Crew | Stunt Double |
| Dennis Thomas | Production | Art Department Production Assistant |
| Eduardo Sobrino | Production | Unit Production Manager |
| Eli Bush | Production | Producer |
| Elise Raven | Production | Casting Assistant |
| Elizabeth Warn | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
| Emma Warren | Production | Casting Assistant |
| Erik Valentine | Art | Set Dresser |
| Evan Cathcart | Production | Unit Production Manager |
| Filipe Messeder | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Filipe Messeder | Sound | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Filipe Messeder | Sound | Sound Designer |
| Geraldine Barón | Production | Casting |
| Gordon Bell | Directing | Script Supervisor |
| Hassan Rahim | Art | Main Title Designer |
| Holly Wilson | Art | Set Dresser |
| J. Izon | Production | Associate Producer |
| James Schlittenhart | Camera | First Assistant Camera |
| Janelle Jones | Art | Assistant Property Master |
| Jared Seidman | Sound | ADR Mixer |
| Jasmin Osean Thomas | Directing | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Jeffrey Roy | Sound | ADR Mixer |
| Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss | Camera | Steadicam Operator |
| Jesse Morrow | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Producer |
| Jim Ranker | Crew | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Johann Kunz | Visual Effects | Special Effects Supervisor |
| John Nunn | Costume & Make-Up | On Set Dresser |
| John Paul Lopez-Ali | Production | Co-Producer |
| Josh Safdie | Production | Producer |
| Julie Velez | Production | Production Accountant |
| Kaili Corcoran | Art | Set Decoration |
| Kalani Akuna | Art | Graphic Designer |
| Katarina Dedicova | Production | Assistant Location Manager |
| Kate Branom | Directing | First Assistant Director |
| Katie Cooke | Costume & Make-Up | Set Costumer |
| Kim Matullo | Production | Post Production Accountant |
| Kristin Catuogno | Sound | ADR Editor |
| Kristin Catuogno | Sound | Dialogue Editor |
| Kyra Boselli | Art | Art Direction |
| Laura Heinzinger | Sound | Foley Editor |
| Lauren Ebner | Production | Associate Producer |
| Logan White | Camera | Still Photographer |
| Lorenzo Zanini | Crew | Loader |
| Lucian Johnston | Editing | Editor |
| Margaux Beck | Production | Associate Producer |
| Mariusz Kubicki | Crew | Utility Stunts |
| Mary Beth Minthorn | Production | Executive In Charge Of Production |
| Mary Bronstein | Directing | Director |
| Mary Bronstein | Production | Executive Producer |
| Mary Bronstein | Writing | Writer |
| Matthew Atwood | Lighting | Gaffer |
Titles
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · Si pudiera, te patearía · Ak by som mala nohy, tak ťa nakopem · Ayaqlarım Olsaydı Səni Təpikləyərdim · Kdybych měla nohy, tak ti nakopu · Če bi imela noge, bi te brcnila · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · Ja varētu, es Tev spertu · Si j'en avais la force (fra) · Si pudiera, te patearía · Si yo tuviera piernas, te patearía · Te-aș lovi, dar n-am picioare · Άν είχα πόδια θα σε κλωτσούσα · Я бы тебя пнула, если бы могла (rus) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (eng) · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · If I Had Legs I'd Kick You · Ha tudnék, beléd rúgnék (hun) · ワンオペレーション (jpn) · ทั้งวัน 1,000 เรื่องบ้า (tha) · Si j'en avais la force (fra) · Я бы тебя пнула, если бы могла (rus) · 如果有腿,我会踢你 (zho) · 다리가 있다면 걷어찰 텐데 (kor) · Я не залізна (ukr) · Nếu Tôi Có Chân, Tôi Sẽ Đá Cô (vie) · 媽的多重悲劇 (zho) · Si j’en avais la force (fra) · Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria (por) · Ja varētu, es tev spertu (lav) · Bacaklarım Olsaydı Seni Tekmelerdim (tur) · אם היו לי רגליים הייתי בועטת בך (heb) · Jei galėčiau, tau įspirčiau (lit) · Si pudiera, te daría una patada (spa) · اگه پا داشتم، میزدمت (fas) · 媽的踹爆你 (zho) · Si pudiera, te daría una patada (spa) · Kopnęłabym cię, gdybym mogła (pol) · Kui mul vaid jaksu oleks (est) · Ако имах крака, щях да те ритна (bul) · Αν είχα πόδια θα σε κλωτσούσα (ell) · Se solo potessi ti prenderei a calci (ita) · Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Dava-te um Pontapé (por) · Kdybych měla nohy, tak ti nakopu (ces)
Ratings: tmdb 6.30/10.00 (436 votes)