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CS-MOV-00626220 · NR

Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)

Released 2026-08-16T00:00:00.000Z · 109 min

Languages: English (original)

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

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Cast

Lyndsie Jane Earle
Stone
Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan
Carrie Phillips
Ozra
Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta
X Menzak
Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
Mary Faust
Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
Michelle Wanhala
Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
Nicholas DeGideo
Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
Emily Kaldenbaugh
Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member
Eli Elliot
Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member
Brad Ulrey
Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale
Logan Lyons
Dead Cult Member
Motor Oil
Donald Farmer The Mouse
Josh Christensen
DJ Giant Microwave
Ion Birch
Zantir
Del Worshim
Zurthaf
Tyler Antoine
Vornit Tradentor
Dylan Mars Greenberg
Ritzat
Nicole Elyse
Warm Tapes
Myene Yanu
Haucious
Newt Wallen
Rindy Dargina
Noopy
Frozip
Michael DiFrancesco
Hoover Baspop / Voice of Garbite
Bernadette Cuvalo
Scary Fairy Vot
Doug Lussenhop
Ranfoam
Warren Chan
Roat

Crew

Alexander BrownProductionCo-Producer
Andy Heck BoydProductionExecutive Producer
Andy Heck BoydEditingEditor
Brewce LongoEditingEditor
Brewce LongoSoundSound
Brewce LongoProductionProducer
Carter Breeden-VillacortaProductionCo-Producer
Cassie PenaProductionCo-Producer
Charles SmithSoundSound
Charles SmithLightingLighting Design
Charles SmithProductionAssociate Producer
Clint ColburnProductionCo-Producer
Cody ShafferProductionCo-Producer
Dogfood WilliamsProductionCo-Producer
Emily KaldenbaughProductionCo-Producer
Emily KaldenbaughSoundSound
Graham HollisterProductionCo-Producer
Jack P. GilbertProductionCo-Producer
Jon MoraCrewCinematography
Josh WasylinkArtProps
Joshua BoulosProductionCo-Producer
Kasper MeltedhairDirectingDirector
Kasper MeltedhairProductionProducer
Kasper MeltedhairLightingLighting Design
Kasper MeltedhairEditingEditor
Kasper MeltedhairCrewCinematography
Kendall A. HayesProductionCo-Producer
Lyndsie Jane EarleProductionExecutive Producer
Matt MinterProductionCo-Producer
Matthew W FlynnProductionCo-Producer
Michael DiFrancescoCrewCinematography
Michael DiFrancescoProductionAssociate Producer
Nat DaviesProductionCo-Producer
Scott WhitemanProductionCo-Producer
Vinny NuttSoundSound
Vinny NuttLightingLighting Design
Warren ChanProductionCo-Producer
X MenzakSoundSound
X MenzakProductionAssociate Producer
X MenzakLightingLighting Design

Titles

Garchaster's Cornblade